This knot in my stomach? It's yearning.

Wanted: Community Marketing Whiz who Doesn't Act Like a Marketer

Seriously? I want to die.

I read this and wanted to cry, vomit, and soil myself - all at once. This is like my dream job! These guys sound amazing! Why don't I live in California yet? Why? Why?! WHY?!

Let the resume begin.

Have laptop. Will move to Cali. Kthx.